Joe squirts like a whale

I forgot to mention that just as we were going downstairs in Henry's house, Joe walks out of the bathroom with his squirrel cheeks full of water. He asks me "Dad, do you know what I have in my mouth?" and of course it can't be water because he just talked. So I give his fat cheeks a little squeeze, and lo and behold, he squirts like Old Faithful or a huge whale. Water squirts on the stairs, and he starts laughing, and loses the rest of the water on his yellow shirt, and wipes up the water with his sock, and I'm laughing so hard I think I will fall down the stairs, and we decend to the exotic smell of curry.